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Terry
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I just don't understand

Post by Terry » January 24th, 2016, 8:20 am

Hi

A bloke the other day said to me what do you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff city centre, I said I haven't got a clue, he said a leisure centre,
I do hope I haven't upset anybody.!!

Kind regards
Terry

PS I haven't got a clue what he was talking about.

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by buster121 » January 24th, 2016, 12:14 pm

Ive no idea either Terry, :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by Terry » January 24th, 2016, 4:19 pm

Hi

I bumped into an Australian ventriloquist the other day who was on walkabout in North Wiles, and he came across as Shepherd, he said hello there do you mind if I talk to your animals, the Shepherd in a very strong Welsh accident said don't be silly animals can't talk so the ventriloquist said hello horse how are you is he looking after you well the horse replied of course he is keeps me well fed fresh high in my stable he looks after me well the Shepherd was absolutely amazed crikey Moses, I never knew animals could talk like that he then looked down at his dog and the ventriloquist said hello how, is your master looking after you well the dog replied in a Welsh accident yes very well he said he feeds me regularly so I do not mind working hard for him, the Shepherd stood dumbfounded at what he had witnessed with this the ventriloquist looked around and saw a sheep around the back of the shed, he said to the Shepherd is that your sheep, he said in an instant don't talk to her she's a bloody liar,

Kind regards
Terry

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by buster121 » January 24th, 2016, 4:49 pm

Another good one :lol: :lol:

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by PVDMR » January 29th, 2016, 8:44 pm

Why do welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans?
Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by buster121 » January 29th, 2016, 9:22 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by PVDMR » January 30th, 2016, 2:02 pm

buster121 wrote::lol: :lol:

In New Zealand they have a population of 4 million people and 30 million sheep. That is around 7 sheep per person.

They say they are living.. ‘The Welsh Dream’.

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by buster121 » January 30th, 2016, 2:13 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: I just don't understand

Post by ChrisRoscoe » January 30th, 2016, 6:23 pm

lmao
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