Buster,don't get me Started!!!

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Buster,don't get me Started!!!

Post by PVDMR » May 10th, 2016, 6:38 pm

A woman wakes up after a vaginal tuck, to find three bunches of flowers on her window sill..

One from her surgeon, to say all went well,

One from her husband, "get well soon", and he loved her,

One from Tommy in the burns unit, to say "Thank you for the new ears"!! ;)

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Re: Buster,don't get me Started!!!

Post by PVDMR » May 10th, 2016, 6:46 pm

Paramedics attend a nasty accident, involving a sports car,

When they see the driver, screaming in pain, they tell him to calm down, as at least he wasnt flung thro the windscrean like his girlfriend.

He screams back..

"Have you seen whats in her mouth"?? :oops: :lol:

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Re: Buster,don't get me Started!!!

Post by buster121 » May 10th, 2016, 6:49 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Buster,don't get me Started!!!

Post by PVDMR » May 10th, 2016, 6:51 pm

Mr Smith phones the surgery for his wifes test results..

Reeptionist says..

"Sorry we have 2 sets of results for Mrs Smith, and they have got mixed up, one has Alzeimers and the other has Aids"

Man says "oh dear, what should I do?"

Receptionist says..

"Drop her off in town, and if she finds her way back home......dont sleep with her"!!

That's all for now :)

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Re: Buster,don't get me Started!!!

Post by ChrisRoscoe » May 10th, 2016, 6:51 pm

o god its all happening now lol
Name: Chris Roscoe
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