Part 2...Deaf and Dumb Parents

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Part 2...Deaf and Dumb Parents

Post by PVDMR » May 18th, 2016, 1:49 pm

A guy goes on a date and last orders is shouted so he says "Back to your place now for coffee?" But she says "I cant you see my mam & dad are deaf and dumb" But he says "Thats OK i dont mind" So home they go. But when they walk into the front room her mam had her legs open with a bottle of newcastle brown between her legs & her dad was sat with his pants round his ankles and an englands glory stuck between his eyes. The guy was dumbstruck but the girl says they are communicating. "Yes but what they saying?" He asked "Well mother is saying get the beers in you c*** and dad is saying Boll**s im watching the match ha ha ave it"

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Re: Part 2...Deaf and Dumb Parents

Post by buster121 » May 18th, 2016, 6:19 pm

:lol: :lol:

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